Oh dammit. Now I ship The US/Great Britain
thanks silly graphic.
“Listen, you have to let me be represented. I can’t just…keep giving you my heart and my taxes and not be a bigger part of your government. I want more than that. I deserve more than that.”
“You know I can’t. You knew that from the moment you went so far away. I just…this is what I have to give. I don’t have anymore. For God’s sake, there’s an ocean between us!”
“Fine. You know what, fine. Here, just, see all this goddamn tea you gave me? Well you can take it back. Here, fish it out of the harbor for all I care.”
“Don’t do this.”
“I have no choice. I’ll never be anything more than a colony to you.”
“No, Britain. Don’t.”
“I can’t just let you go, you know that. I’ll fight for you if I have to.”
“And I will fight back.”
OH MY GOD THESE POSTS KEEP HAPPENING
DON’T YOU GET IT
IN HETALIA, THAT IS AN ACTUAL SHIP
IT’S LIKE NEARLY CANON
FUCKING PEOPLE FORGETTING ABOUT THE ANIMES
HOW THE FUCK DO THESE POSTS GO AROUND AND NOT HAVE SHITLOADS OF HETALIANS ON THEM LIKE OH MAN IF YOU ENJOY SHIPPING LANDMASSES BOY HAVE WE GOT A SHOW FOR YOU
"Stuck between a rock and a hard place."
Why not just say, “stuck between two rocks.”
The latter implies you don’t want to have to chew off your own limb, but it’s a probable necessity.
The former makes me think you’re stuck between a rock and a dick. Which only makes sense if you’re a straight man or a lesbian.
have you ever seen a chicken strip
There are two kinds of people in this world.
this is how I would doctor
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor
Red hot nickel dropped in water…
I just yelled THAT’S SO FASCINATING
As well you should because THAT IS SERIOUSLY SO FASCINATING
THAT IS THE CUTEST NOISE I HAVE EVER HEARD
it’s like a tiny magical girl transformation scene
RDJ, honey, the reason they don’t let you take props home is they’re worried you’d start wandering around in public wearing the Iron Man armor.
^Reblogging because that comment is absolutely true^
Went on a helicopter ride over the forest today and took this nice pic :)
Over the Enchanted Broccoli forest.
The potatoes have escaped
why i’ll never work at fast foods
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste
it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days
15 days have come and gone
and i am still asian