metaknighty:

dicksplit:

Straight guy: "Dude, i have a dope idea for a photo"

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homurica:

deanwinchesterthehedgehog:

schwoozie:

tywinning:

rageofthenerd:

thusspakekate:

Oh dammit. Now I ship The US/Great Britain
thanks silly graphic.

“Listen, you have to let me be represented.  I can’t just…keep giving you my heart and my taxes and not be a bigger part of your government.  I want more than that.  I deserve more than that.”
“You know I can’t.  You knew that from the moment you went so far away.  I just…this is what I have to give.  I don’t have anymore.  For God’s sake, there’s an ocean between us!”
“Fine.  You know what, fine.  Here, just, see all this goddamn tea you gave me?  Well you can take it back.  Here, fish it out of the harbor for all I care.”
“Don’t do this.”
“I have no choice.  I’ll never be anything more than a colony to you.”
“America—”
“No, Britain.  Don’t.”
“I can’t just let you go, you know that. I’ll fight for you if I have to.”
“And I will fight back.” 



#OTP: WE STILL SPEAK THE SAME LANGUAGE


OH MY GOD THESE POSTS KEEP HAPPENING
DON’T YOU GET IT
IN HETALIA, THAT IS AN ACTUAL SHIP
IT’S LIKE NEARLY CANON
FUCKING PEOPLE FORGETTING ABOUT THE ANIMES



HOW THE FUCK DO THESE POSTS GO AROUND AND NOT HAVE SHITLOADS OF HETALIANS ON THEM LIKE OH MAN IF YOU ENJOY SHIPPING LANDMASSES BOY HAVE WE GOT A SHOW FOR YOU

homurica:

deanwinchesterthehedgehog:

schwoozie:

tywinning:

rageofthenerd:

thusspakekate:

Oh dammit. Now I ship The US/Great Britain

thanks silly graphic.

“Listen, you have to let me be represented.  I can’t just…keep giving you my heart and my taxes and not be a bigger part of your government.  I want more than that.  I deserve more than that.”

“You know I can’t.  You knew that from the moment you went so far away.  I just…this is what I have to give.  I don’t have anymore.  For God’s sake, there’s an ocean between us!”

“Fine.  You know what, fine.  Here, just, see all this goddamn tea you gave me?  Well you can take it back.  Here, fish it out of the harbor for all I care.”

“Don’t do this.”

“I have no choice.  I’ll never be anything more than a colony to you.”

“America—”

“No, Britain.  Don’t.”

“I can’t just let you go, you know that. I’ll fight for you if I have to.”

“And I will fight back.” 

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#OTP: WE STILL SPEAK THE SAME LANGUAGE

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OH MY GOD THESE POSTS KEEP HAPPENING

DON’T YOU GET IT

IN HETALIA, THAT IS AN ACTUAL SHIP

IT’S LIKE NEARLY CANON

FUCKING PEOPLE FORGETTING ABOUT THE ANIMES

HOW THE FUCK DO THESE POSTS GO AROUND AND NOT HAVE SHITLOADS OF HETALIANS ON THEM LIKE OH MAN IF YOU ENJOY SHIPPING LANDMASSES BOY HAVE WE GOT A SHOW FOR YOU

I’ve personally never understood the phrase:

"Stuck between a rock and a hard place."
Why not just say, “stuck between two rocks.”
The latter implies you don’t want to have to chew off your own limb, but it’s a probable necessity.
The former makes me think you’re stuck between a rock and a dick. Which only makes sense if you’re a straight man or a lesbian.

crockercrocs:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

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There are two kinds of people in this world.

eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

poupon:

drakensberg:

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

sploadygoat:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

playmygayheartstrings:

fuckinglesbian:

just-a-skinny-boy:

Red hot nickel dropped in water…

I just yelled THAT’S SO FASCINATING

As well you should because THAT IS SERIOUSLY SO FASCINATING

THAT IS THE CUTEST NOISE I HAVE EVER HEARD

it’s like a tiny magical girl transformation scene

were-friends-now-that-ive:

linzeestyle:

scallawag:

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RDJ, honey, the reason they don’t let you take props home is they’re worried you’d start wandering around in public wearing the Iron Man armor.

^Reblogging because that comment is absolutely true^

thesassycat:

Went on a helicopter ride over the forest today and took this nice pic :)

Over the Enchanted Broccoli forest.

thesassycat:

Went on a helicopter ride over the forest today and took this nice pic :)

Over the Enchanted Broccoli forest.

iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

token:

why i’ll never work at fast foods

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dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian