Cats come in both liquid and solid form.
I’m just saying that, if you see a beautiful woman, and your first thought is “she’d look better with my dick in her” maybe just maybe that’s an issue with your mind and doesn’t have anything to do with her, how she’s dressed, or her worth as a human being.
i hope you’re not too weirded out by me!
I love the earthy colors in this outfit, but I didn’t really have anywhere to wear it so pictures will do.
Also the manager of the local sushi place was so impressed with my shitty japanese that he gave me his number, that made my day lol.
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.
"you choose your favourite character because they remind you of yourself"
IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS WTF
everyone! :D but some followers are special to me
Really would love it if we could all get together someday!
ALL OF YOU THO I ONLY HAVE A CHANCE OF MEETING ONE OF YOU